Upon closer examination...

I think that my bloody toenail was the result of a bloody TOE, and not a bloody toenail. After I took a closer look at my toe, it looks like it's the toe NEXT to my toe that was bleeding! I think my middle toenail rubbed up against the skin on the side of the next toe (the one next to my big toe... why don't toes have names like fingers do? Then you'd know it was my index toe.) and sliced a little cut there. The blood must have flowed right under and on top of the offending toenail. Gross, yes, but what a relief that it wasn't my actual toenail! All ten may be safe after all. Still, my toe hurts. As does the rest of my body.